Jokes

The following jokes were sent to me by Choenza:

Mama Dlamini

It was on a Sunday when Mama Dlamini saw Mr Dlamini sitting queitly in the garden. She got concerned & decided to ask him: "Haaibo Baba, why are you sitting so quiet in the garden? What is it that is bothering you?"

Mr Dlamini replied "I'm still thinking about what the priest said. It doesn't make me comfortable".

"What is it" asked Mama Dlamini. "The priest said he slept with all married and single women in the church but ONLY ONE woman doesn't want to sleep with him" said Mr Dlamini.

Mama Dlamini replied "It must be Mrs Ndlovu. She thinks she is better than everyone". Mr Dlamini fainted !!!!

Our Tent

An illiterate father with his educated son went on a camping trip. They setup their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later father wakes his son and asks 'Look up to the sky and tell me what you see?

Son: I can see millions of stars.
Father: and what does that tell u?
Son: Astronomically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies and planets.
Father (slaps him): Idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!

MORAL: Education ruins your common sen